The proof rushes by so quickly you might have missed it - and it's all to do with the mascots at the basketball game in the Space Jam inspired video.
Avid Katy Perry fans will be all too aware of her long-running feud with fellow popstar Taylor Swift. Backed by a team of dancers, the rap vixen breaks down her bars before instructing Katy to "get it together". She was just named as a performer and is going to promote rising hit "Sorry Not Sorry". "I was like, 'Oh, we're just straight-up enemies.' And it wasn't even about a guy!" They face off against the Sheep, led by Game of Thrones' Hafþór Júlíus "Thor" Björnsson. Oh, the teams are coached by Terry Crews and Molly Shannon, which is a thing I wish wasn't happening, but it just is, and we all have to deal with it. To the extent that it has a point, it appears to be that Nicki Minaj is great, which is surely something on which we can all agree. I'd love to take it off the BBQ...
Head praises Holmes Chapel Comprehensive students for GCSE results
Of particular note were two students called Lucy and Mia achieved "outstanding" results despite significant illnesses. This year there are new GCSEs in English and maths, which are graded 9-1 rather than alphabetically.
Dave Meyers, known for music video classics like DMX's "Up In Here", Missy Elliott's "Work It" and Janet Jackson's "All For You", directed the video.
Kanye and Taylor first started feuding in 2009, when the rapper stormed the stage at the MTV Video Music Awards during her acceptance speech to insist that Beyonce should have won the prize instead. If you need me, I will be under a heavy blanket, contemplating every single choice that brought me to where I am this second.